down @ the clone ranch
in the laboratory
there’s a 10-foot cockroach
taking inventory
of a city full of spiders
dancing on a lake
while all the pork providers
just let ‘em eat cake
they’re in their skinny ties
with murder in their eyes
& a dogmeat diploma
with a sickening aroma
got a humpback terminator
in my cheese
& they’re handing you the burger
with the dog disease
they got a head like a hole
that’s how they roll
pseudo-humanoids got no soul

pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x)
pseudo-humanoids give me no peace
they’re all snitches for the sex police

got the wacked-out quack
on the microphone
& he’s barking like a dog
with a porcupine bone
while a bad motor scooter
goes lickety-split
to the funk-butt alligator
carburetor pit
where the purple cockroaches
are 10-feet tall
they read the news
disguised as barbie dolls
they’re impersonating agents
of the space patrol
so they can confiscate your dreams
& put you on the dole
& throw your freedom
down the toilet bowl
pseudo-humanoids got no soul

pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x)
pseudo-humanoids ain’t too cool
they’re modifying all the molecules

you got the nasty terminators
trying to jerk your chain
you got your kinky dictators
going down the drain
with all the creepinator cyborgs
impersonating bankers
who dance the macarena
for the dumbed-down trankers
dominator cyclops
wacking all the booties
while the cheesebag chuzzlers
are scratching their cooties

now i’m just a blue tomato
diplomat
with the fuel-injected coconut
under my hat
but the purple cockroaches
are spying on the coaches
who diddle all the kiddies
they’re preaching in your city
& all the phone zombies
are walking into walls
while snark shmuckberger
picks their pocket @ the mall
you got your miserly mofos
your jackinator joeblows
you screw it in the socket
in the politician’s pocket
it’s a downhill roll
thru a big black hole
pseudo-humanoids got no soul

pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x)
pseudo-humanoids shine their shoes
& read the teleprompter like it's really true

pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x) they’re in space patrol
pseudo-humanoids got no soul (2x)
pseudo-humanoids SUCK ON THIS!